Getting Some Liberal Arts Poontang

Getting some of that liberal arts poon is easier than you think. Tapping that graphic design, architecture, art history pussy is like taking candy from a baby if you do it right.  The artsy girls in college won’t give it up for any dude. Prying open that vaginal vault takes finesse and should be a major you can take in college.

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The artsy girls in college are young, because most of them are in their first year. Why? Because most of the time these girls think that they want to be an artist and then go to college to learn about art and then they grow up and don’t want to be artists anymore. These artsy girls are freshman and they are young and dumb. All they know is that they want to paint all day and this is the perfect time to slip under that vintage dress and get some.

Your checklist should be as follows:

  1. Go to most popular indie music blogs and find out the coolest new album so that you have something to talk about that interests them.
  2. Find out which cool new indie band has a show near your college. Call the record label or band manager and tell them you are a disc jockey with the school radio or newspaper and get two press passes. This is the perfect date for a young indie girl.
  3. Find out which cool new artists are having shows around the world so that you can talk about how much they suck. These young artsy girls are totally jealous about new artists.
  4. Incessantly talk about how new, original, fresh their art is. Their art is the most magical new form of art you’ve ever seen. Tell them you know a gallery owner who might be able to set up a solo show. This is of course a lie, but might get you in bed without steps 1 through 3.

 Getting some of that liberal arts poontang is easier than you think.  You might need these steps and you might not. Some of these chicks just like that dudes are talking to them. But there is nothing sweeter than artsy girl sex.

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